Today we are grading the Amoeba - allegedly the ‘first animal of all time’

Today we are grading the Velvet Ant! Turns out, they might not be ants after all!

Today we are grading the treetop parkour legend the Gibbon.

Today we are grading the prehistoric darkwave indie metal darlings Rhamphorhynchus!

Today we are grading the Slow Loris. A big question in the scientific community is whether or not Lorises are actually all CGI.

Today we are grading the Herring Gull, one of the toughest birds out there!

Today we are grading the Leafcutter Bee! They make great pets because you don’t have to dress in a HAZMAT suit to change their litter.

Today we are grading the Jabiru Stork! According to legend, Jabiru Storks 100% ate people back when people were Australopithecus sized and all animals dunked on humans [via killing them]

Today we’re grading the Gallinule! I might do an addendum to this video to address their mad XXL sized feet!

Today were grading the comma. When you learned to read you probably thought humans invented language but answer me this: Which came first? Humans or Butterflies?

Today we are grading the Duck Billed Platypus, a true legend among animals and one of the last mammals to have real Dino Swag.

Today we are grading the super hot Mako Shark. While most sharks are extremely fucking stupid, Mako Sharks have the biggest brains of any shark.

Today we are grading the legendary Cassowary, representing for all the old school bird warriors.

Today we are grading the Koala Bear! Any schoolchild can tell you Koala bears have chlamidia, but they also suffer from Koala Retrovirus AKA Koala AIDS!

Pink Floyd, Santana, and the Grateful Dead got really into Axolotl while on a psychotropic adventure after a concert at Mexico City’s Auditorio Municipal in 1968.

Today is we are grading the Dik Dik, the little micro antelope of the African savannah!

Today we are grading the Amazon River Dolphin, easily the top predator in the Amazon river.

The Godfather of the international animal crime syndicate, The Weasels is fan favorite the Wolverine

Today we are grading the Leaf Insect.

While Krait venom isn’t as powerful as the Inland Taipan (Worlds most venomous snake)...