Jonathan Kaplan grades all the animals of the world one by one!
Today we are grading the Velvet Ant! Turns out, they might not be ants after all!
Today we are grading the prehistoric darkwave indie metal darlings Rhamphorhynchus!
Today we are grading the Slow Loris. A big question in the scientific community is whether or not Lorises are actually all CGI.
Today we are grading the Herring Gull, one of the toughest birds out there!
Today we are grading the Leafcutter Bee! They make great pets because you don’t have to dress in a HAZMAT suit to change their litter.
Today we are grading the Jabiru Stork! According to legend, Jabiru Storks 100% ate people back when people were Australopithecus sized and all animals dunked on humans [via killing them]
Duck Billed Platypus
Today we are grading the Duck Billed Platypus, a true legend among animals and one of the last mammals to have real Dino Swag.
Today we are grading the super hot Mako Shark. While most sharks are extremely fucking stupid, Mako Sharks have the biggest brains of any shark.
Today we are grading the Koala Bear! Any schoolchild can tell you Koala bears have chlamidia, but they also suffer from Koala Retrovirus AKA Koala AIDS!
Amazon River Dolphin
Today we are grading the Amazon River Dolphin, easily the top predator in the Amazon river.
Today we are grading the Leaf Insect.