Grading Animals

Grading Animals

3 Seasons

Jonathan Kaplan grades all the animals of the world one by one!

Grading Animals
  • Amoeba

    Episode 1

    Today we are grading the Amoeba - allegedly the ‘first animal of all time’

  • Velvet Ant

    Episode 2

    Today we are grading the Velvet Ant! Turns out, they might not be ants after all!

  • Gibbon

    Episode 3

    Today we are grading the treetop parkour legend the Gibbon.

  • Rhamphorhynchus

    Episode 4

    Today we are grading the prehistoric darkwave indie metal darlings Rhamphorhynchus!

  • Slow Loris

    Episode 5

    Today we are grading the Slow Loris. A big question in the scientific community is whether or not Lorises are actually all CGI.

  • Herring Gull

    Episode 6

    Today we are grading the Herring Gull, one of the toughest birds out there!

  • Leafcutter Bee

    Episode 7

    Today we are grading the Leafcutter Bee! They make great pets because you don’t have to dress in a HAZMAT suit to change their litter.

  • Jabiru Stork

    Episode 8

    Today we are grading the Jabiru Stork! According to legend, Jabiru Storks 100% ate people back when people were Australopithecus sized and all animals dunked on humans [via killing them]

  • Gallinule

    Episode 9

    Today we’re grading the Gallinule! I might do an addendum to this video to address their mad XXL sized feet!

  • Comma
    Episode 10


    Episode 10

    Today were grading the comma. When you learned to read you probably thought humans invented language but answer me this: Which came first? Humans or Butterflies?

  • Duck Billed Platypus

    Episode 11

    Today we are grading the Duck Billed Platypus, a true legend among animals and one of the last mammals to have real Dino Swag.

  • Mako Shark

    Episode 12

    Today we are grading the super hot Mako Shark. While most sharks are extremely fucking stupid, Mako Sharks have the biggest brains of any shark.

  • Cassowary

    Episode 13

    Today we are grading the legendary Cassowary, representing for all the old school bird warriors.

  • Koala Bear

    Episode 14

    Today we are grading the Koala Bear! Any schoolchild can tell you Koala bears have chlamidia, but they also suffer from Koala Retrovirus AKA Koala AIDS!

  • Axolotl

    Episode 15

    Pink Floyd, Santana, and the Grateful Dead got really into Axolotl while on a psychotropic adventure after a concert at Mexico City’s Auditorio Municipal in 1968.

  • Dik Dik

    Episode 16

    Today is we are grading the Dik Dik, the little micro antelope of the African savannah!

  • Amazon River Dolphin

    Episode 17

    Today we are grading the Amazon River Dolphin, easily the top predator in the Amazon river.

  • Wolverine

    Episode 18

    The Godfather of the international animal crime syndicate, The Weasels is fan favorite the Wolverine

  • Leaf Insect

    Episode 19

    Today we are grading the Leaf Insect.

  • Krait
    Episode 20


    Episode 20

    While Krait venom isn’t as powerful as the Inland Taipan (Worlds most venomous snake)...